We asked employees and partners to complete the phrase "One of us ..." with a one-line description of themselves. Here are some of their responses:

One of us...

• Can juggle five balls on a unicycle
• Spent a year volunteering in Guinea
• Is a Friar, but not an old man
• Is Russian, and speaks French like a native
• Is married -- courtesy of Gavin Newsom -- to a former soap star
• Is the former soap star
• Is a classically-trained ballet dancer
• Is the swim coach for the U.S. Military Academy Triathlon Team at West Point
• Is Swiss with an 0-1 Visa
• Has written, and published, two books
• Sang in a professional choir and can play Moonlight Sonata, 2nd and 3rd parts
• Slept with dolphins
• Has a Cabbage Patch doll named Tony that’s as old as he is
• Is a multiple World Masters and Gay Games swimming medalist

• Was a Berkeley Kennedy Scholar
• Started the first-ever student newspaper at the University of Alcalá́ de Henares in Madrid
• Serves on the Board of Visitors for his business school
• Is a member of the Academy of Magical Arts
• Helped build the Abu Dhabi Shipyard
• Owns more than 50 different dot com T-shirts
• Is a yoga enthusiast
• Was a national spokesperson for the Arthritis Foundation at age 15
• Endowed a scholarship for GLBT students
• Reads Hebrew but hasn’t been to Israel
• Is a Tennessee Squire who doesn't drink
• Receives allergy shots in both arms every week
• Is an ordained Presbyterian minister
• Has been living with Spondyloarthropathy since the age of 13
• Loves the Harry Potter books in Spanish
• Has met Neil Patrick Harris and asked, "What would NPH do?"
• Has battled through a burst appendix, pityriasis rosea, and Bell's Palsy (and is affectionately known as the "1-in-8 Guy")